Nancy Stories

I was climbing on the roof trying to break into my house because I got locked out. I cut myself and I get oozy at the sight of blood so I called the fire department.

You mean woozy? 

They came and saw me sitting, straddled on the peak.

The other time I had to call the fire department I fell down the stairs and heard a pop sound from my leg and had incredible pain. I crawled to the kitchen and reached up for my phone. I was in my nightgown.  I apologized to the firemen that my legs were not shaved. They said, We've seen worse.