Scrap Metal

The other day I was on my way into the YMCA and the maintenance guy told me, "There's a guy who's a member here who is 89 and swims every day." Oh really, I said, I haven't met him yet. "He comes in the early morning at seven or eight and swims. He looks at every girl in the place." Some things don't fade with age, I replied. "He's a WWII veteran, I think he has scrap metal in his leg."