Bridal Fitness Camp

I saw an advertisement for a Bridal Fitness Camp! Imagine eight weeks bunking in a strip mall, pumping iron with other brides-to-be! Sounds competitive. I'd only be interested if it was pumping iron with the grooms-to-be! Perhaps the grooms should just chase their brides up and down the streets for eight weeks. They could run across the Sahara desert. Some water company could sponsor it.