I dreamt that I was offered the job of delivering mail in a nearby town, replacing a retired mailman. The job required a special vehicle - a three-speed bicycle with a musical toaster attached near the back wheel, like a saddlebag. The toaster would carry letters in the slots, and play music as you pedaled.
cool! I dreamt I was wearing a denim skirt-never wear denim, hate it-and a little sign around my neck that said,"Sorry this is so boring.."
ReplyDeletedo you remember what was playing as you toasted?
Just the think the world needs to wake up! You could use the "toastiness" setting to adjust distance (assuming the toaster will spring them into people yards, etc, in bunches).
ReplyDeleteI dreamed I had a toaster too. In the bathtub. The music it made was shocking.
ReplyDelete(I don't much like denim either.)