Man's Best Friend

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx


Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner


If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
-Andy Rooney


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein


If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
-Woodrow Wilson


He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
-Unknown


If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Unknown