Myself As A Dog

In reading the adoptable dog listings I started to imagine describing myself as a dog:

Friendly, one person dog, likes a daily routine, this dog is extremely emotionally sensitive, loves people but doesn't like to socialize in large groups, likes to be scratched on the scalp and behind the ears, sniffs everything, needs daily long walks, loves to swim especially in very cold water, loves to eat but has a delicate stomach, loves to play in the snow and go for car rides, has a wacky coat!