The Day I Discovered I Had Primate Wiring

I was driving.
I saw a face behind lightly tinted glass
turn towards me.
All I could see were her voluptuous shiny red lips
just like in a magazine,
and I got a shooting spark
running through my groin;
Zing! Zing!
Whoa,
what was that?
Shiny red lips
behind tinted glass.