Wrong Nickname

I love to name things and I am the daughter of an advertising writer. I grew up with the catch phrase the nickname the slogan the million dollar advertising hook, and a relative who wrote jingles. A few women I know will never be Patty's or Suzy's. They are Pat and Susan. It irks me that they use a nickname that is so completely wrong for them. There's nothing Patty or Suzy about them except in the eyes of their husbands, and that's a different story. Those are called bedroom names.