Funny City

I love my city but it has been puzzling me lately. The city council voted against people having pet chickens so people can have fresh eggs to eat. The local tenants were caught breeding pitbulls and 14 dogs were found in a one room apartment. This happened twice in the same location! City tenants have unsheathed bonfires dangerously close to parked cars and buildings. Tenants do illegal automotive spraying and selling of cars while storing automotive chemicals in garages. Where are cities priorities? Where are the landlords? I don't blame the tenants as much as I blame the absentee landlords and the city. Mayor Susan Menard understood the slumlord cycle and she intercepted it on a daily basis preventing our city from going down the tubes.