Short Story

My highs are so severe (gravity in reverse sensations)
Bill jokes that my 25 pound accordion, my 15 pound baritone, and my 80 pound dog are designed to hold me on the earth.
TRUE

I said to Bill "I am soooo high - I feel sexy."
He said "Now don't go letting other boys. . .
and I said no way, never!
I am making home made apple juice!"
and we laughed our heads off.

What a weirdo. When I feel sexy, I bake and cook.
I write and I dance around the living room.