To a Friend Considering Swimming

Ooh you might just LOVE IT!
Like Clark Kent pack towel suit and goggles.
Step one carry towel and suit, and forget to swim.
Step two just get wet.
Step three...just play in the water like a four year old.
Have a tea party underwater
Hug the water (like Suzuki violin method)
You won't be sorry
You might find nirvana.

Love and mermaids,
Emily