This morning a centipede crawled along the wall
I smacked it with my purple sneaker
At the pool the locker room smelled like urine
Two ladies were blow-drying their hair
I commented on the color, a gorgeous silky white
We talked about the miracle of the water
I did not discuss the pee smell
The lifeguard worried about my walking to the pool
"There are a lotta creeps out there," he said
"I know them all," I replied, laughing
When I arrived home I attempted to remove dark stains
from my favorite thrift-store blue jeans
Last week a black shirt bled dye into the wash
Today I sprayed spot remover on the six dark spots
Now I'll have to wait eight hours to know if it worked
The prognosis looks bleak, but I'm trying
Not all spots are bad
At least these will have a story
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