Perfume

I found an abandoned bottle of pink perfume in the locker room. It's called love addict. It smells like teenagers and I use it as bathroom deodorizer.

My husband's new used car smells like a new car even though it's 7 years old. I will get some oranges to eat and perfume the car.

My ideal perfume would smell like my old white leather ice skates or homemade bread or basil or roasted garlic.