Mayonnaise

When I tried to skip breakfast, my stomach growled so loud it sounded like a summer thunder storm. Okay this is really embarrassing to me so that means I should write about it. I think I have to give up mayonnaise. Some people give up booze and others cupcakes but I have to give up mayonnaise. I read about using lowfat or nonfat Greek yogurt in place of mayonnaise in my egg salad. I tried it and I didn't mind it at all. It was good. I think I even preferred it, with a dash of Adobo of course.

“I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.”
― Richard Brautigan