Dream

I turned on the TV and Sarah Silverman was talking and to my surprise and shock my sister was with her. The doorbell rang and I ran down to answer it carrying a quart carton of milk. It was my pal Anthony. He came in and wanted to take my photo for his web site. I was wearing flannel penguin patterned pajamas. "Not while I'm wearing this," I said. "Let me put on my favorite purple shirt." Then I dreamed I was gnawing on my washing machine, like the man who ate an airplane. My friend Daniel arrived and was shaped like Humpty Dumpty. Maybe Anthony and Daniel were the same person. I kept rolling over, waking up trying to remember the dream so I could write it down in the morning.