The Man

He parked and got out waving his hands and dancing to music playing on his car stereo. He rummaged through the car tossing paper bags into the back seat and then got out and opened his trunk and stood there looking in his wallet. He had a puppy with him that jumped out and promptly bent over and pooped in the center of the parking lot. The man scooped the puppy poop with a paper bag and left it against the garage. Then he reached into his car and pulled out an open bottle of champagne and took swigs of it. He grabbed the champagne, a gym bag and a shopping bag and the puppy followed. They disappeared into the alley.