DROP IT

A car next to me in the supermarket parking lot had an interesting license plate; DROP IT. I wondered if they were dog trainer or a marriage counselor. The couple came out of their car and I asked them. They laughed. "I asked at the registry if these words were available for a vanity plate and they were. Everybody asks if I'm dog trainer," he said. "Even the police have stopped me so they could ask to photograph my plate."