HERE!

When my husband had eye surgery he came home with an H over his eye. I asked him what that was about. "Maybe it means HERE," he said. Then we joked that there should have been an NHS over the other eye: NOT HERE STUPID.

At the followup we asked the doctor about the H and told him our theory. He laughed. "I love it," he said, "but that's the initial of my last name, so the patient doesn't get the wrong doctor."