Sunday, June 02, 2024

The Step Mother

Step mother number three didn't believe in food. She ate fistfuls of vitamin pills and went to the special doctor and had herself a round of expensive IV infusions. She got rid of the oven in her Yonkers apartment and bragged about her small pants size. Meanwhile she made stove-top meals chicken breasts for her dying 18 year old cat. She pulverized the cooked chicken in the blender and fed the feline using an eye dropper.

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