“(talking about when he tells his wife he’s going out to buy an
envelope) Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t
you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because
I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one
envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And
a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a
woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the
story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the
computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t
realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals.”
―
Kurt Vonnegut
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