Joe Orton

Joe Orton: I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents.
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Kenneth Halliwell: The whole point about irrational behavior is that it IS irrational!
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Leonie Orton: [Mingling Joe's and Ken's ashes] I think I'm putting in more of Joe than I am of Kenneth.

Peggy Ramsay: It's a gesture dear, not a recipe.
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Kenneth Halliwell: Do you want the sardines with the rice pudding or separate?

Joe Orton: With.

-Prick Up Your Ears