Dr. Seuss

"Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

"You make 'em, I amuse 'em."

Simple: You create children, and I entertain them.