My Computer

My computer keyboard has a problem and can't make e's so all of my words are missing e's until I go back and put them in.

My computer is narcoleptic and won't wake back up when it goes to sleep. I think it's jealous of my dog who gets long walks to the library and goes out with me to meet other dogs and then gets biscuits when we get home.

My computer doesn't get anything but on off and then the big nap, no biscuits treats or friends. It doesn't even have a name. When it gets narcoleptic I have to shut it off and then I get the blue screen scolding me. 'Wait while we check for disc damage on your computer, next time shut it down properly.