Friday, March 09, 2012

Emo Philips

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-Emo Philips

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