Dream

I dreamed I was in a theater in NYC and the rotund executive director came out in tight black leather pants and a purple shirt and sang a tune from a Broadway musical on stage. This was a surprise because the house lights were on and people were still finding their seats. There was a commotion in the back of the theater and everyone turned around. While this was happening another man jumped up on stage and urinated on the back of a man seated in the front row. His pale blue dress-shirt got soaked. This was part of the performance.