Celebrate the Body

I was outside waiting for the YMCA to open and I belched. Now my belches are baritone sax belches. A lady standing nearby said, "Why do you do that?"

I said, "It happens. It happens after I eat breakfast." I thought for a moment, Do I tell her that I fart too?

Then she made a face like she just sucked on a lemon. And I remembered that she's in denial of bodily functions and is all about self-control. And let's face it, I am in celebration of the body.