Can't Make this Stuff Up

I was walking straight but then Lily pulled me into Precious Blood cemetery. I let her lead. A car drove in and passed me and turned the corner out of view. I hoped I wouldn't come upon something troubling. I climbed the hill with Lily and as I turned the corner I was relieved to see two women. As I got closer I saw that they were dancing on a grave. It looked like they were step dancing. I didn't want to disturb them but as I walked by I listened to their conversation. They were discussing their famous tap dancing ancestor in the family whose grave they were on. The older woman was the grandmother to the younger woman.
Can't make this stuff up.