Blackwood MA

We spotted a shirtless man in flowered boxer shorts running across the street and into the woods like his hair was on fire. We looked at each other - only in Blackwood! A town where there are no laws, one police officer, and no firemen. If you call the fire department the man who answers is apparently sitting in his living room. He mutes the TV. You hear him get up and walk across the room to grab a pencil, Where did you say that was?