Erma's Spoon

"Bring me Erma's spoon," she shouted

 "It's like Hamen's hat, I must eat out of it!" she said laughing.

"It's a lovely spoon actually, I believe it says Food Network on the back."

"Little did I know that Erma was going to become the scourge of the neighborhood dealing drugs, endangering teen boys, and taking over the parking lot."

"And if you keep on eating out of her spoon she will die."

"Now you're talking!"