Yesterday or Callipygian

Yesterday as I walked by the police station while walking Romeo a new young cop was checking the VIN number on a citizen's white SUV. Just as he bent over to read the numbers inside the door I saw a man in  skin tight navy blue Spandex short shorts, tight tank top and earrings parade across the parking lot strutting his shapely buttocks. I was eager to see the officer's reaction but he was completely focused on his task.