Dream

I was in a waiting room, waiting. The walls were cheap pale brown 1970's style paneling but there was a modern large screen opposite me. I sat down in a vintage vinyl steel office chair. I picked up my new cellphone and suddenly the TV became a duplicate of my handheld device. I saw a grid of 16 pink glistening orifices moving. I was horrified. This must be porn, I thought. A tall woman hygienist came into the room wearing a blue and white dress with a white nurses cap and sprayed blonde hair. Help me, how do I shut this off, I said. This is my first cell phone.