Sunday, May 30, 2021

The Crazy Naked Man

When I was in summer camp we were told about the crazy naked man who wore only hiking boots and was often found hiking in the green mountains of Vermont. We were warned.

Yesterday I learned from a 3AM jogger that our City of Woonsocket has a crazy naked man who is regularly spotted walking on the sidewalk at that hour. He's always stark naked when the jogger passes him on Cumberland Hill Road. Poor guy. He's probably schizophrenic and has no idea he's in his birthday suit. As far as I know no hiking boots are involved.

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