Monday, September 04, 2023

Baked Bivalves Unveiled (A BLOOPER)

 

RI FOOD & DINING

Giant ‘stuffies’ are part of a new R.I. tourism campaign. Locals aren’t the biggest fans.

“Cooler and warmer was better than this,” wrote one Rhode Islander on social media. “I can’t believe we’re literally distributing that disturbing thing.”

A giant stuffie part of Rhode Island's new tourism campaign. The stuffed clams will head to airports all over the country.R.I. Commerce/Rhode Island Commerce Corporatio

PROVIDENCE — Rhode Island is known for a lot of things: spectacular beaches, the Newport mansions, and a rich history of mobsters and corrupt politicians. It was long hailed the Jewelry Capital of the World, and its rebel patriots have been credited as the ones who actually started the American Revolution (sorry, not sorry Boston).

We’re also known for having an unbelievable dining scene. And so, the state decided to bring one of the Ocean State’s most iconic seafood dishes to life in its new tourism campaign.

Rhode Island is deploying 250-pound “stuffie” installations around America. But some Rhode Islanders on social media have not been too kind to the idea of larger-than-life stuffed clams being the symbol for the state.



It “looks like a creature from Star Trek,” one person on Reddit wrote.

“Ugly, unappealing, not at all the Rhode Island I enjoy,” said Betsy Cazden.

Benjamin Branchaud, a graphic designer in Warwick, said he was “all for keeping tourists away from our beaches,” but using gigantic fake stuffies to do it “might go too far.”

The styrofoam sculptures will be placed in “key flight market” airports, starting Sept. 2, and will make the rounds to Detroit, Atlanta, Baltimore, and Los Angeles through the end of 2023. The first stop is the Michigan State Fair on Saturday. Governor Dan McKee said he’s sending some “fresh” stuffies to Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s office next week. (Neither he or his spokesperson have responded to questions as to which restaurant the state ordered from).

According to R.I. Commerce, the state’s economic development organization, these oversized stuffies “will play a pivotal role in promoting tourism to Rhode Island.”

It’s true that clamming (or, in Rhode Island, “quahogging”) plays a big role in the state. Rhode Island’s shellfishers are helping grow the state’s $5 billion blue economy, and the baked bivalve is a signature state dish. (The edible version is made of quahogs, parsley, and breadcrumbs.)



R.I. Commerce boasted in their announcement Friday that the dish is unique, and “lesser known.” But that might just be the problem. Will anyone outside of Rhode Island even know what it is?

“Looks like a giant blob of moldy bread on a shell,” wrote Gayle L. Gifford on X, formerly known as Twitter.

The dozens of comments on Reddit were even more merciless. One user said it looked like a tumor. Someone said they’d “have a dermatologist look at this.”

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