Woody Allen

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
-Woody Allen

I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practice. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates.
-Woody Allen

I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It's therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints.
-Woody Allen

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
-Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.
-Woody Allen