The Person to Call or Slum landlords take down the city.

It's been an exciting week and I am exhausted. We finally shut down the illegal motorcycle shop operating under our office.

The corner neighbors came to us frantically in search of their landlord. How could you not have a landlord? How do you pay rent? I asked. 

We send it through  a Venmo account.

Hmm, that builds confidence.

So you have no phone number or name, and have never met the landlord? 

No. We have rats in the yard, wide open doors, leaks, pee and poop coming through the ceiling from the top floor dogs, and we have squirrels living in the walls.

Okay, here's the person to call.