Wednesday, July 19, 2023

‘Barbie’: A candy-colored confection of knowing humor and bitter irony


Greta Gerwig’s meta-movie asks: Is the famous Mattel doll a contradictory cultural touchstone or just a fun, nostalgic toy? (The answer is yes!)

(3 stars)

How do you solve a problem like Barbie?

For six decades, the iconic Mattel doll has been the vessel for our aspirations, ambivalence, endless analysis and outright hostility. Beloved by generations of girls and women who played for hours with Barbie and her pals Ken, Midge, Skipper and Allan, using the impossibly proportioned “play-size” version of grown-ups to spin their own life narratives, Barbie is just as despised for perpetuating the worst of an inherently sexist culture, from her simultaneously desexed and hyper-sexualized physique to representing feminism at its most commodified and co-opted.

Is Barbie a vexingly contradictory cultural touchstone or just a fun, nostalgic toy? A vessel for self-expression and agency or an empty totem of sham liberation? Yes! says Greta Gerwig in “Barbie,” wherein the “Lady Bird” and “Little Women” director has a psychedelically, if occasionally uneven, good time trying to have it all ways.

In this hot-pink mess of a movie, we see Barbie in nearly every incarnation, from Stereotypical Barbie (played by Margot Robbie with a winning combination of sweetness and self-awareness) to President Barbie (underused and reliably amusing Issa Rae), Doctor Barbie (Hari Nef), Lawyer Barbie (Sharon Rooney), Weird Barbie (Kate McKinnon, with her hair sheared off and her face marked up) and a flotilla of others, living together in Barbie Land, a delightfully gynocentric cul-de-sac community of sisterly support and undeferred ambition.

“Thanks to Barbie, all the problems of feminism and inequality have been solved,” coos Helen Mirren, who narrates “Barbie’s” clever “2001: A Space Odyssey”-inspired introduction. As Robbie’s Barbie performs her morning ablutions in her legendary Dreamhouse — taking an imaginary shower, drinking imaginary milk, floating down to the first floor without the benefit of the staircase Mattel forgot to give her — it’s clear that Gerwig’s “Barbie” will be a whipped confection of canonical faithfulness, knowing humor and bitterly pointed irony.

The combination mostly works, with a few exceptions. Pulling from such inspirations as “The Truman Show” and “Toy Story,” Gerwig — who co-wrote the script with Noah Baumbach — plunges her heroine into an existential crisis brought on by a dimly perceived real world that is encroaching on her plastic, reassuringly monotonous idyll. The plot of “Barbie” centers on Barbie — who’s inexplicably beset by thoughts of mortality and disappointment — setting out to find the person who’s been playing with her, so that the two of them can get back to their baseline of just dressing up and … dressing up again. Ken, her blond, bland maybe-boyfriend played by Ryan Gosling with flawless Malibu-era fatuousness, insists on coming along for the ride. “What if there’s beach?” he pleads when Barbie demurs. “You’re going to need someone professional to help with that.”

The running gag in “Barbie” is that Ken’s job is “beach,” and Gosling leans into that superficiality with lunkheaded charm. Once they enter the real world — also known as present-day Los Angeles — the two dolls discover a weird mirror image. In Barbie Land, Ken comes to life only when Barbie looks at him; here, the gaze is all male, all the time: When it’s directed at Ken, it’s admiring, but when it’s directed at Barbie, it’s leering and predatory. While Barbie pursues her quest, Ken discovers a universe where men are in charge — an exhilarating new order vaguely involving trucks, beer, unlimited political power and horses. Lots of horses.

Barbie’s and Ken’s twin consciousness-raisings make for some genuinely hilarious set pieces in “Barbie,” which doesn’t hesitate to throw a little side-eye at its corporate sponsor. (Will Ferrell plays a smarmy Mattel executive with feckless gusto.) Most of the film’s funniest moments belong to Gosling, who along with his fellow Kens (Simu Liu, Kingsley Ben-Adir and others) morphs into an obnoxious, mansplaining dude-bro. (Only the perpetually sidelined Allan, portrayed by Michael Cera with adroitly subtle timing, doesn’t go Full Frat House.) Gosling commits to the bit throughout Ken’s radical makeover — up to and including a surreal Malibu Beach war that rivals the “Top Gun” volleyball scene for homoerotic camp and a dream ballet featuring Gosling singing a note-perfect power ballad called “I’m Just Ken.”

It all gets very meta in “Barbie,” to the point that, when Barbie is observing that no real woman could ever live up to her own idealized image, Mirren interjects to note that Gerwig might have reconsidered having Robbie deliver that particular line. Mirren might also have added that an entire cinematic language has developed around similarly distorted expectations: There’s a moment early in the film, when Barbie drives by a Barbie Land movie theater, that eerily resembles Robbie’s Sharon Tate cruising 1970s LA in Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”

The zaniness of “Barbie,” combined with Gerwig’s interest in skewering the patriarchy, sometimes makes the movie a baggy, tonally dissonant viewing experience. But for the most part, she achieves a pleasing balance between the silly and the serious; she makes sure to pay homage to some of Barbie’s most cherished accessories and costumes, all the while keeping up a running commentary on sexism, objectification, consumerism and the double-triple-quadruple bind in which women have historically been forced to navigate the world — while wearing attractive heels. (Gerwig surfaces subversive notions like “Cellulite Barbie” and “Crippling Self-Doubt Barbie”; at one point, she creates an ad for “Depression Barbie,” complete with a family-size bag of Starbursts and binge-watching PBS’s “Pride and Prejudice.”)

Those grievances come to a head in one of “Barbie’s” many speeches, this one delivered by a Mattel executive assistant named Gloria (America Ferrera), who connects the aspirations, ambivalence, endless analysis and outright hostility we’ve heaped on Barbie to the aspirations, ambivalence, endless analysis and outright hostility that weigh down real-life women. Given the hyperventilating anticipation greeting “Barbie,” one could extend that pressure to Gerwig’s movie, which despite its cheery mix of Day-Glo visuals, retro wardrobe, cheesy backdrops and winking laughs, sags into feeling more like a lecture than a lift.

Viewers who have nurtured a loving if complicated relationship with Barbie might feel seen by the end of the film. Whether they’ll feel satisfied is another question entirely — especially when it comes to the film’s letdown of an ending, which was no doubt perfect on the page but lands with a deflating, didactic thud. Then again, that gnawing sense of ambivalence was no doubt precisely what Gerwig’s “Barbie” was aiming for. “It gives you a lot to think about,” a male audience member was heard to remark after a recent screening. He didn’t mean it as a compliment. Mission accomplished.

PG-13. At area theaters. Contains suggestive references and brief strong language. 114 minutes.

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Celebrate Barbie in D.C. with drag shows, screenings and a ‘Barbie-Q’


Actress Margot Robbie poses for a photo on the red carpet for “Barbie” in Mexico City. (Marco Ugarte/AP)

Through July 31

Barbie Dream Bar at McClellan’s Retreat

Pink drinks are in at the Civil War-themed Dupont cocktail bar, which has added seven Barbie-themed concoctions to its menu through the end of the month. Some are inspired by actual Barbie dolls, such as the Extra Fly Barbie, with gin, rosé vermouth, amaro and grapefruit liqueur, while other names include Everybody Forgets Skipper (Irish whiskey, acidified watermelon juice and basil syrup) and Obligatory Ken Cocktail (mezcal, Campari, pineapple amaro and citrus). For a group, try ordering the Barbie Tea Party, a punch-like mix centered on hibiscus-infused Stoli vodka, served in a teapot with china cups. Open at 4 p.m. Monday-Saturday, 3 p.m. Sunday. Cocktails $15; tea party $70.

Friday, July 14

Barbie’s World drag show at Red Bear Brewing

A week before the movie officially debuts in theaters, Red Bear Brewing’s Friday night drag show — held after the weekly “RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars” viewing party — takes its inspiration from Barbie and Ken, with performances by host Evry Pleasure and guests Dax ExclamationPoint, Rosie Beret, Crystal Edge and Theo Bromine. 9 p.m. Free.

July 15-22

The Barbie Parties at Wunder Garten

The NoMa beer garden is turning into D.C.’s own Dreamhouse, thanks to a full week of parties celebrating Barbie and Ken. They include a “Malibu Pool Party” with summery poolside beverages (July 16); a “Barbie-Q” that combines a barbecue menu and “the magic of Barbie” (July 20); and Ken Con, a tribute to the “overshadowed” companion that encourages guests to dress as Ken or one of his friends — or one of Skipper’s friends (July 21). Times vary by event; a full schedule is available on wundergartendc.com. Free.

July 18

‘Barbie: The Album’ listening party at Byrdland Records

The soundtrack for “Barbie” drops July 21, the same day as the movie, but Byrdland Records is offering an early listening party for the album, which includes new tracks by Lizzo, Haim and Tame Impala, in addition to already-released singles by Dua Lipa, Fifty Fifty, and Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice. (Also contributing: Ryan Gosling.) Head to the record store, located near Union Market, for music and giveaways, such as branded T-shirts and heart-shaped sunglasses. 6 p.m. Free.

July 20-23

Themed ‘Barbie’ screenings at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema

Why watch “Barbie” in any old theater when you can go to one of the over-the-top events planned at the Alamo Drafthouses in Edgewood or Crystal City? Options include brunch with blueberry doughnut French toast bakes and rosé fizzes, late-night “Slumber Party” screenings where pajamas are encouraged, “Party Screenings” with props and pink cocktails, and the costume-focused “Barbiecore Dress-Up” night. Times and prices vary by location; see drafthouse.com for a full schedule.

July 21

Barbie Yappy Hour at Metrobar

Even your pup can get in on the Barbiemania, thanks to this yappy hour at Metrobar sponsored by doggy day care provider District Dogs. Prizes are up for grabs in the Barbie costume contest, and cocktails, snacks and games are available for both humans and canines. 5 to 9 p.m. Free; RSVP requested.

July 22

Barbie Dupont Drag Brunch at City Tap House

There are a few differences between City Tap House’s new Barbie-themed brunch and its usual offering, which we highlighted among D.C.’s best brunches last month: The Barbie version starts at 11:30 a.m. instead of noon, and it features a bottomless buffet as well as (optional) bottomless mimosas. But it’s still hosted by Crystal Edge, who interacts with the crowd and keeps the vibe rambunctious, as well as weekly guest queens. Doors open at 11 a.m.; show begins at 11:30. $38; $18 for optional bottomless mimosas.

Barbie Party Drag Show at JR’s

Pink outfits are requested for this special show, featuring Citrine, the host of JR’s “RuPaul’s Drag Race” viewing parties, with appearances by Darcy de la Cuadra, Tiara Missou and Brooke N Hymen. 10 p.m. Free.

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