Fictitious disorder on the Golden Retriever

She wanted a robot. A lobotomized teddy bear to escort her around town. She tried using electric fences, and clickers and 12 different kinds of torture leashes to "train" her teddy bear. She managed to turn every Golden Retriever puppy she purchased into a bland robot. First off she refused to spay or neuter the dog. Because that was not God's will. When her dog would attack other dogs she refused to believe her golden pure bred could do such a thing. Then she sent away for all kinds of potions and lotions in scammy veterinary health magazines to "treat" the dog when there was nothing wrong with him. The dog would wobble and puke after ingesting the potions. We're just glad she never had children. Fictitious disorder on the Golden Retriever.