Inorganic Matters

Darlene worried about using plastic wrap and eating inorganic carrots but her husband Ralph was making his own lead bullets by hand in his garage workshop off the kitchen. These were the conundrums Eloise always spotted in relationships. Ralph had a high paying job in the 90's working as a computer programmer but now he lived on his old gains drinking whiskey, smoking weed, eating mostly butter and bacon while she was being a life coach in their affluent neighborhood. She was preaching Reiki and wheat grass juice on her YouTube channel.