Cover the Cost

I don't gamble because I fear I would win. Yes, I am afraid of money. I grew up surrounded by people poisoned by its evil ways. Now I am surrounded by people who are poisoned by lack of it.

I don't own a gun for fear I would shoot myself when I have a headache. I keep Excedrin on hand and I don't buy scratch tickets. But if I did and I won gobs I would love to cover the cost of the RI BLIZZARD. Wouldn't that be cool? What would you do with the money?