Noël Coward

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
-Noël Coward

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
-Noël Coward

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
-Noël Coward

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
-Noël Coward

Work is much more fun than fun.
-Noël Coward