Jack and Alice

Alice was driving home after a ball game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was vulnerable, so he decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, Alice went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder and still, nothing happened. Her husband Jack saw her doing this and asked, 'What the hell are you doing?' She told him how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. He rolled his eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.'