Splashy Joe

By night Splashy Joe works in the CVS warehouse driving a fork lift. By day he swims and later has a nap before work. He arrives at the Y every morning at 7AM for his daily swim. He must be outrageously strong because as a middleweight man swimming the crawl inefficiently (hence the splash) he plows his left arm into the water in a way that could make him go backwards and the right arm propels him forward and he keeps at it doing laps for a solid hour.