Summer in the City

Beth and Fence-Post's kid looks exactly like him except the boy has blue eyes. Mini Fence-Post. They live high on the hill on creepy Burnside Ave. 

Beth has glamorous nails. She pays 60 dollars for a manicure and fourteen hundred a month for rent. Back in my day those were mortgage amounts. How do they do it?

Yesterday at 11 AM two people were using the blue Chevy SUV parked in front of garage 3 as a bedroom. We saw arms and legs at odd angles. I think the customer got more than he bargained for. She has both girl parts and boy parts which is actually very cool. Wouldn't you want it all, breasts, penis and balls? 

Actually, I would prefer six breasts like my dog, and give birth to, and nurse a litter of puppies. Just sayin'.

Anyway, when people ask me about the neighborhood I tell them, "It's never dull!"