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Carrie Fisher
“Anyway, George comes up to me the first day of filming and he
takes one look at the dress and says, 'You can't wear a bra under that
dress.'
So, I say, 'Okay, I'll bite. Why?'
And he says, 'Because... there's no underwear in space.'
I
promise you this is true, and he says it with such conviction too! Like
he had been to space and looked around and he didn't see any bras or
panties or briefs anywhere.
Now, George came to my show when it was
in Berkeley. He came backstage and explained why you can't wear your
brassiere in other galaxies, and I have a sense you will be going to
outer space very soon, so here's why you cannot wear your brassiere, per
George. So, what happens is you go to space and you become weightless.
So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra
doesn't- so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this
would make a fantastic obit- so I tell my younger friends that no matter
how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by
my own bra.”
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Carrie Fisher,
Wishful Drinking
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