Eye Test

I wanted eyeglasses so badly when I was in 3rd grade I faked the school eye test. The school nurse sent me to an eye doctor and he figured out my game and told my mother. I was so embarrassed. Now I am almost 49 and I need a magnifying glass to read the phone book. When I took my eye test in order to renew my license I couldn't tell which way the E's were facing. Nobody was around. It was the day after Christmas, the eve of my birthday. The lady giving the exam told me the answers, she wanted to go home. Only in Rhode Island I thought. Good thing I don't drive!