Expressions

He's slick as deer guts on a doorknob.

He could cut himself with a picture of a razor.

He could shoot the eyebrows off a gnat.

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He would want a new rope to be hung.

He was so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him.

He wouldn't work in a pie factory.

Her driveway doesn’t go all the way to the road.

He's so poor he'd have to borrow money to buy water to cry with.

He's so tight he squeaks when he walks.

He's wild as a peach orchard hog.

I'd have to get better just to die.

If he fell into an outhouse he'd come up smelling like a rose.

I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.