My New Neighbor

My new neighbor Barry leaves his legs standing upright on the sidewalk, shocking the passersby. His ground-floor apartment has no windows so he leaves the front door wide open when he's home. Lily adores him and will drag me to jump in his lap.
The other night we had a band rehearsal, and our tuba player's gal Sally sat on the front porch having a smoke. Barry called to her Hey Emily, come over for popcorn. He wanted me to come sit and enjoy the band with him. He probably doesn't suspect that I'm the Bari player in the band.