Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Plastic Language

Her language is the verbal equivalent of plastic surgery. Face lift liposuction, bee sting lips, bone smashing, and tummy tucks. She writes like she is sending a thank-you letter at Christmas to her Auntie whoseibob who gave her the matching girl & doll outfit. Her word choices and punctuation are so artificial I wonder if AI composed the letter. Semicolons and exclamation points sprinkled like salt, or sand during a snowstorm.

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