I Have Superpowers

I love to wash dishes and I love dish soap. Recently my thumb split and bled and it was painful. "Time to use dish gloves," my husband said. I dreaded the idea. Part of why I love to wash dishes is the feel of the water, a swimming pool for my hands. How can people use those, I thought. At the market I spotted a package for a buck. When I opened them there were 6 yellow gloves inside. What am I, a fly? I put on a pair and ran the water very hot and I didn't feel a thing. I was superwoman. This is a wet suit for my hands. I have superpowers.