Garrison Keillor

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.”

“Never say anything bad about a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you’ve got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to.”

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”

“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. ”

“One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don’t read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.”

“Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.”